boy it's a tough job working for mcdonalds

So McDonalds is doing well and wants to hire a few people right. What's wrong with that? Well it's a tough job working for Mickey D, especially when doing so involves being run over by a car. That is both hilarious and wacky at the same time. For one, what's the big deal about one job at McDonald's over the next that makes one want to run over someone else with their car. Lol. This is crazy! Are the benefits of shift leader at McDonalds that great to flatten the next guy (gal) in the process? Too funny, it must be the new McDonalds's chicken tenders that's causing all the tension and jockeying for shift leader positions. Maybe the shift leader gets a 20 piece order of chicken nuggets on the house each day. Surely, that's worth fighting for, especially if you throw in the Chipotle BBQ sauce. ROFL.

As it turns out, two women decided to fight over who had the right to opening and closing shift duty. Now that exchange leads to three people getting ran over with a Honda Civic. So McDonald’s big hiring event turns into a bloody drama event instead. Hummh, here's a thought...instead of launching a big hiring event targeting 50,000 new hires in places light Cleveland Ohio, why not raise the quality of the menu, increase the price point a bit then hire out of towns where the education level is higher and drama levels lower i.e. charge a little more, increase product service quality, stop exploiting the uneducated and unemployed and pay a decent wage for a descent quality labor. Now why would McDonald's want to go and do that? Lol. Maybe the ensuing lawsuits will be motivation enough. Maybe, maybe not. One thing is sure - boy it's a hard job working for McDonalds.